“Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.” ~Stephen King
Phyllis Diller Quotes:
- Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.
- The reason there are no women football leagues is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
- Photos of me don’t do me justice. They just look like me.
- The best way to get rid of kitchen odors is to eat out.
- Robert Redford once asked me out. I was in his room.