It’s my poker face; I don’t have one.

I am a living, breathing emoticon.

I’m a tell-it-like-it-is, all-cards-on-the-table personality. I have so many tells, it would be confusing for an opponent to know which one was dominant. Is it my bouncing leg, humming, frowning, or the fact that I’m holding my breath?

I’ll have to play some other game.