Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision, LLC
FARM JOKES As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat. What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.… Read More
When something looks too good to be true, it is. God is the only exception I’ve found to this statement. His goodness is way beyond our comprehension, but he is truth, and he is real. But that’s the only exception. Advertisers hope that consumers are gullible. Use this product, and you’ll be happy! Take this… Read More
Living with a lie is like living with a ticking time bomb. You never know when the BOOM is coming, but it is coming sometime, and you know it. “Don’t steal. “Don’t lie. “Don’t deceive anyone. Leviticus 19:11 (MSG) What’s happening in your brain when you tell a lie? For more: http://mashable.com/2013/12/20/psychology-of-lying/?crlt.pid=camp.lLK9YbqpOvQR#lHlERIJeTPqN
Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way. ~Steve Martin I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by. ~Bonnie MacFarland My teammate and I often laugh about… Read More
I got out of bed in a rush, took care of the first few things on the to-do list, and hopped in my car. Errands done, I found my habitual table in Smokey Row coffee shop and took out my computer to write today’s blog. But I couldn’t settle into it. In my rush “to… Read More
ONE-LINERS from Reddit I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. Water, that’s what floats my boat! I had a hand in the invention of gloves. Elevator jokes work on so many levels. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be… Read More
Volleyball practice legally began today in Iowa high schools. My retired-teacher husband returned to coaching varsity volleyball last year, which returned me to participation as well. For lack of a better job title, I’m the official “team grandma.” I love spending time with high school girls each fall, and the relationships we develop show up… Read More
