When I walked by the refrigerator, I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.When I opened the door, I found out it was just the chives singing. What do bovines like to read? Cattle-logs. Yesterday I dropped my Scrabble game, and the tiles fell all over the road. My brother just laughed and… Read More
If you are addicted to sea weed, sea kelp. Photo by Caleb Kastein on Unsplash Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: Because he had the knight off. Steven King has a son named Joe.I’m not joking, but he is. Q: What is mitosis?A: Those things at the end of my feetsis.
I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better. Q: What do you do with a sick boat?A: Take it to the doc. If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Did you hear about the 5,000 hares who escaped from the San Diego Zoo? The police are combing… Read More
Q: What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?A: Iron Man stops the bad guy; Aluminum Man foils their plans. A lot of people don’t realize that they actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun. Q: Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?A: Because… Read More
I recently took a pole:99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down. Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?A. Could you hummus the tune?
The word QUEUE is ironic. It’s just a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting… Read More
Please excuse me; today’s bad decision is not going to make itself.