Q: What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?A: They are both Paris-sites. Photo by Pixabay I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought, “I really need to wash some mugs.” Waiter: “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another?”Dad: “Why would I want two… Read More
You may have to say this one out loud:I made some gumbo with only okra and sausage.It wasn’t bad, and it wasn’t good either.It was just meaty okra. Eyedrops are, technically, blinker fluid. Chickens have stopped crossing the road.They just call an ewe-ber. photos by pixabay
My friend said, “I don’t understand cloning.”I replied, “That makes two of us.” Headline:Man Invents Ground-breaking Tool Photo by Antony Trivet: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-man-in-a-yellow-vest-digging-on-dirt-ground-12919408/ Headline:Invention of Broom Sweeps the Nation Photo by Fabio Gasperoni: https://www.pexels.com/photo/two-brooms-near-fence-and-wall-2007257/ You will bloom in season.
To all my northern friends, Your weather is in my yard. I’m going to need you to come get it, please. Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes, but when I do have something in my eye, it’s always an eyelash.Eyronic. I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards.He said, “Not… Read More
You know you’ve done it! We’ve all played countertop Jenga. Q: How do you frighten the new generation?A: Put them in a room with a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a television with no remote. Then leave all the how-to-use directions in cursive. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of… Read More
Q: What kind of books do cows read? A: Cattlelogs I have this great idea for a new chain of steak houses for people who love Elvis.The demographic is people who “love meat tender.” Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?A: Quackers and milk. Q: Why does a milking stool have only… Read More
Good idea for you pesterers: When a someone asks you, “Could you be more annoying?” Just smile, and wear tap shoes tomorrow. If James Bond is the most famous spy in the world, doesn’t that make him the worst spy? If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be… Read More