Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I used to have an uncontrollable obsession to buy large boats. I needed to stop! Fortunately, the antibuyyachtics worked. I like to play this game I call “Nap Roulette.” I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours?Nobody know. It’s risky, and I like it. What do… Read More
I saw a man using different cuts of meat to create portraits.It was a rare medium, but well done. I can’t take my dog to the park any more. The ducks keep biting him. Because he’s pure bread. If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of… Read More
Who was the detective that solves the math problem? Magnum PI Notice how GPS never says “I made a mistake.”It just says “Recalculating route.”That’s life. You know what seems odd to me?Numbers that aren’t divisible by 2. I have a theory that chocolate and peanut butter would taste great together.I think I’d better do a… Read More
Did you hear about the big LEGO sale?People were lined up for blocks. When I use my invisible hula hoop, it really freaks people out. If all looks cloudy and gray, check to make sure you are not drinking decaf.
A beehive without an exit would be unbelievable. Take my advice.I’m not going to use it. Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section? Just asking. Smiles are contagious.Go forthand contaminateas many people as you can!
Do you ever think of something important just as you are drifting off to sleep, but don’t want to wake up enough to write it down. “I’ll remember this.”That’s all I can recall, thinking I needed to remember something. Where do pollinators stay when they are on vacation? At an air bee and bee. When… Read More
You might want to keep your distance. I may or may not be experiencing a mood swing. Do you know the best way to keep brownies fresh?Eat them all at one sitting. Unfortunately, this one hits close to home:What part of your morning routine takes the longest?Deciding to get up…
