Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied old John, “There’s my ranch… Read More
For those of you who don’t have the privilege of living in a rural area, I’d like to introduce you to the Peterson Brothers who farm in Kansas. Hope you can enjoy life as much as they do.
I think something’s missing in my life. Like two or three million dollars. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. I once had a job in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it… Read More
He believes communication should have a clear purpose. She uses communication to discover how she is feeling and what it is she wants to say. He thinks that behind every conversation is a problem that needs solving or a point that needs to be made. She sees conversation as an act of sharing and an opportunity to… Read More
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” ~ Joseph Conrad ” Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” ~Jim Carrey Neither man nor woman is perfect or complete without the other. Thus, no marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to… Read More
I don’t suggest actually using this response; just laugh at it now and then tuck it away, very deeply. You’re happy to be a guy because: 1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) You know stuff about tanks. 3) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 4) You can open all your own jars. 5) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t… Read More
If they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they just send them all. (Just kidding!) In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not… Read More