What do you call a fish without eyes?Fsh What lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?Mistletoes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?You’re under a vest. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?Because every play has a cast. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?The eeriest.
What kind of tunes do planets like?Neptunes What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord who wanted to evict her?Namaste What do you call a factory that produces good products.A satisfactory
What do cows like to read the most?Cattle-logs What do horses say when they fall?Help!, I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up. Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?He was on a roll.
Why are the Irish so wealthy?Because their capital is always Dublin. What has more lives than a cat?A frog, because it croaks every night. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
What do you call two guys hanging around a window?Kurt and Rod I scraped my elbow digging for gold.Never mind, it’s just a miner injury. Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?Brochure
Everyone told Sam not to sing,but Samsung anyway. How do Viking ships signal each other?The use Norse code. Photo by Tucker Monticelli on Unsplash My pet pig lost his voice; he was very disgruntled.