Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist? A: He took his wife for granite so she left himhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Q: How did the geology student drown? A: His grades were below C-levelhttp://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/geologyjokes.html
You don’t like plant jokes? What stomata with you! Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?A: The nucleus Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?How did it go?It went OK2! Why do chemists like nitrates so much?They’re cheaper than day rates. Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon .
Q. Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food? A. Brrrrrr-itos. Q. What exactly is a New Year’s resolution?A. It’s a to-do list for the first week of January.
Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? A. Claus-trophobia! Q. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A. Freeze a jolly good fellow! Q. Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital? A. Because he has private elf care!
George came one night carrying a tiny, branchless tree. Attached to a lone limb was a shotgun shell. “This is for you,” he told his wife.“All right, George,” said his wife. “What is it?”“Why, honey.” George smiled, “it’s a cartridge in a bare tree.” Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?A. Because he had very… Read More
I don’t have to come up with any jokes today. Just watch this video.
