Laugh in the rain with someone else–just like Neil Sedaka. Silly songs was a part of Veggie Tales–one of my favorite parts, I might add. Like Larry, I love my lips stretched in laughter. Q: Did you know that no two people see colors the same way? A: That’s because it’s a pigment of your… Read More
Q: Why did the tree need to take a nap?A: For rest Q: How do trees access the internet?A: They log on. Q: Did you know I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?A. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes! Q: Where to saplings go to learn?A: Elementree… Read More
These tree jokes will have you feeling green; you’d better beleaf it.All word jokes on this page from scarymommy.com Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?A: Swimming trunks. Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?A: It’s been nice gnawing you. Q: What is a tree’s favorite dating app?A: Timber
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge.He’s standing right behind you. I like little kids, and little kids like me. They kinda look up to me. Q: Where do skeletons spend their vacation?A. At the Dead Sea? Thanks to lastlemon.com for doing posting 1,000 short jokes as visuals and posting them on Pinterest… Read More
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles.It was a protracted battle. Q: How do elves measure their height?A: In Santa-meters! Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?A: In smiles per hour!
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah’s body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.It should be noted, the Pharoah was the ruler. Q: Why are fish easy to measure?A: Because they bring their own… Read More
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM