Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Why did Beethoven forbid anyone bringing chickens into his presence?Because they always said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” Here’s the thing:I want buns of steelbutI also want buns of cinnamon. I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.
In Norway, “Up and Not Crying” is a not uncommon response to the question: “How’s it going?”I feel as though that is a very reasonable standard to hold myself to. Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?Because it’s cap-sized. What do you call an aircraft… Read More
As we left Pella for our 55th anniversary week celebration—just the two of us—I asked my husband to remind me I didn’t have a blog up for Monday. We laughed about thinking I might remember. I didn’t. But when I did quick check of emails today, I did. So, here are my pictures from this… Read More
If I live until I am 100 years old, I am going to make up a reason why I live so long, just to mess with people:For the last 50 years, I fried up a pine cone and ate it with syrup every morning. What do sea monster eat?Fish and Ships. A warning just for… Read More
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot. I don’t like 4-letter words spoken in my hearing, words like: dust, cook, iron, mend, bake, diet… Are people born with a photographic memory?Or does it take time to develop? Bought a new book for next fall.How to Remove Leaves from… Read More
I love telling cheesy jokes, but a few friends and most of my family are laughtose intolerant. You are now aware that you can’t say, “IRISH WRISTWATCH.” This morning, I saw an envelope lying on my doorstep, that said, “Do Not Bend.”I’m still trying to figure out how I am supposed to pick it up.… Read More
I want to climb eucalptus trees,but I am not koalafied. Eucalyptus is the only plant whose namereflects what happens when you trim. We love you and are here for you.Sometimes, we’re so here for you, we might get annoying. Judging by my hair this morning, I might be a muppet. I try to contain my… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 