Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I’ve been busy writing blog about the wind.I can’t post it yet, It’s just a draft. The woman at Starbucks complimented me on my lip gloss.I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was the rotissery chicken I just scarfed down in the parking lot. The alarm went off, and my husband asked if… Read More
I beg your pardon. I did not forget. I rememberd 11 times at the wrong time. What do you call an empty bottle of Cheez Whiz?Cheese Was Me: People say that 60 is the new 40.Police: That’s not how speed limits work.
Remember Pavlov’s experiment? I was wondering, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?”Now, I’m going to be haunted by this question. What do you call a Frenchman who was attacked by a cat?Claude. I love my furniture. Me and my recliner go way back.
Respect people who wear glasses. They paid money to see you. Meant to say “hold on for a second” or “give me a minute” to a friend in the coffee shop.What I actually said was, “Hold me for a second.” Awkward. Gonna be one of those days. 4-year-old: “I found a caterpillar. It’s not poisonous.”Me:… Read More
As we age we think about endings more, probably because we have experienced so many of them. Some of them just end naturally as the course of life on this world: childhood, teenaged years, know-it-all twenties, parenthood, middle aged, 50s, 60s, 70s—you know the drill. We mark this with birthdays that range from celebration to… Read More
I used to have an uncontrollable obsession to buy large boats. I needed to stop! Fortunately, the antibuyyachtics worked. I like to play this game I call “Nap Roulette.” I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours?Nobody know. It’s risky, and I like it. What do… Read More
I saw a man using different cuts of meat to create portraits.It was a rare medium, but well done. I can’t take my dog to the park any more. The ducks keep biting him. Because he’s pure bread. If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of… Read More
