Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I saw a man using different cuts of meat to create portraits.It was a rare medium, but well done. I can’t take my dog to the park any more. The ducks keep biting him. Because he’s pure bread. If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of… Read More
“The test shows it’s a rare form of sarcoma.” “Of course, it does.” My first, second, and third responses this time have been: “EBENEZER!” To explain this I get to use one of my favorite old words, “Hitherto.” Samuel gave a standing stone the name Ebenezer as he placed it on the land to honor… Read More
Did you hear about the big LEGO sale?People were lined up for blocks. When I use my invisible hula hoop, it really freaks people out. If all looks cloudy and gray, check to make sure you are not drinking decaf.
“Ich bin ein Berliner.” President John F. Kennedy gave an historic speech on June 26, 1963 to a crowd in front of the Berlin Wall. Two years earlier the Soviet Union had built this wall to keep people from fleeing to non-Communist countries, mainly West Berlin. Kennedy was praising the character of the people of… Read More
A beehive without an exit would be unbelievable. Take my advice.I’m not going to use it. Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section? Just asking. Smiles are contagious.Go forthand contaminateas many people as you can!
Do you ever think of something important just as you are drifting off to sleep, but don’t want to wake up enough to write it down. “I’ll remember this.”That’s all I can recall, thinking I needed to remember something. Where do pollinators stay when they are on vacation? At an air bee and bee. When… Read More
You might want to keep your distance. I may or may not be experiencing a mood swing. Do you know the best way to keep brownies fresh?Eat them all at one sitting. Unfortunately, this one hits close to home:What part of your morning routine takes the longest?Deciding to get up…
