Q: What pencil did Shakespeare write with?A: 2B Q: Who invented fractions?A: Henry the 1/4th. Teacher: Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Craig: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Q. What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling?A. A banana split. Q. What do you call a messy fruit salad?A. A fig-sty. Q. Why did the orange stop?A. It ran out of juice.
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?Bob: Where?Ben: Around the globe! A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
So simple. 2 verses. Yet so hard. So hard that we can’t do it no matter how hard we try. And that’s Paul’s point. We can’t do it, but God has given us access to His strength and Himself in the form of the Holy Spirit who lives in us. We just need to quit… Read More
Q. Who was the most famous Harry Potter artist?A. Monet Myrtle Q. Did you see the display of still-life art?A. It was not at all moving. Q. What did the artist tell her greatest nemesis?A. I challenge you to a doodle.
Q. What happens when you find yourself reading geology jokes?A. You know you’ve hit rock bottom. Q. Why was the geologist always depressed?A. She had a hard-rock life. I really hate rock puns.My sediments exactly!
Q. What is a geologist’s favorite band?A. The Rolling Stones Q. How do geologist like to relax?A. In rocking chairs. Q. What do you call an Irish rock that’s a fake?A. A sham-rock.