What does faith have to do with life?
Bible Doodle: Matthew 17:20
Live Life Laughing — 15
Did a little mechanics work today.Put a rear end in a recliner. Sometimes, to stop eating all the chocolate,one must first eat all the chocolate. My favorite superhero is “Typo Man!”He writes all the wrongs. It’s hard to believe that bears made porridge,and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.
Live Life Laughing — 14
My idea of housework is giving the floor a sweeping glance. NOTICE:If you notice this noticeyou will noticethat the notice isNOT worth noticing. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. Customer: “Cargo space?”Me: “Car no do that. Car no fly.”Manager: “Can I see you in my office?”
Live Life Laughing — 13
Aging. You gotta laugh… When I said I wanted to be mysterious and fascinating,I didn’t mean medically! Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose. Definition from the Dictionary of Aging:N.A.P.S. = necessary adult peace session. So, you finally get comfortable in your own skin, and… Read More
Live Life Laughing — 17
I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 11
When you’re sick and you just lie there thinking about all the times you weren’t sick and how you took breathing for granted. Always laugh while you can. It’s cheap medicine. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know which comes first. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 10
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. OOF! You should fear the pirate duck.He has the power to unleash the quackin’ Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?Not necescelery. Pre- means before.Post- means after.Using both in the same word would be preposterous. This hummingbird has one major task each day—consuming nectar.My… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 