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March 20, 2020February 19, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Fashion

My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday.I’m getting some weird looks as I walk down the street. Q. What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?A. My-feet-are-saurus. Learning to walk in high heels really kept me on my toes.

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March 13, 2020February 9, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Star Wars

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents. Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Argh2-D2source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html

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March 6, 2020February 9, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Star Wars

Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkiessource: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html

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February 28, 2020February 9, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Star Wars

Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?A: Because he has a green thumb. Q: How do you get down from a bantha?A: You don’t. You get down from a goose. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan… Read More

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February 21, 2020February 9, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Star Wars

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?A: Adobe Wan Kenobi Q. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?A: Wookieleaks Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A: To get to the Dark Side.

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February 14, 2020January 31, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Science

A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect. Apparently he was ambidextrose. Q. Whatdo solids, liquids and gases have in common?A. They all matter. Q. How can you tell when the moon is going broje?A. When it is down to its last quarter.

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February 7, 2020January 31, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Science

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? A: Woopea! The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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