Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. Today is one of those days when even my coffee needs a coffee. I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. An apple a day keeps… Read More
I don’t suggest actually using this response; just laugh at it now and then tuck it away, very deeply. You’re happy to be a guy because: 1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) You know stuff about tanks. 3) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 4) You can open all your own jars. 5) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t… Read More
If they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they just send them all. (Just kidding!) In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not… Read More
A woman gets all sentimental during a romantic scene in a movie. Then her husband leans over and says those three special words, “Pass the popcorn.” What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. What is the only time a man thinks about a candle light dinner?When the power goes out. What’s a man’s idea of a romantic gift?A toaster that glows in the dark.
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?