Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know that Darth Vader has a brother who is now living in federal prison?His name is Taxi. Taxi Vader. I don’t know why people have to get ready for bed. I’m always ready for bed. I walked briskly with scissors today.I’m pretty wild.
What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills into a fire?Bernadette. Some say,“When you snooze, you lose.” I say,“When you take a nappy,you be happy.” Have you heard about the book that came out last fall?How to Remove Leaves from the Lawn by Ray King What do you call a mute owl?Anything that… Read More
Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter? Swarm How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark?A chicken. What do you call a clumsy flower?A Whoopsi-Daisy
Why did Beethoven forbid anyone bringing chickens into his presence?Because they always said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” Here’s the thing:I want buns of steelbutI also want buns of cinnamon. I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.
In Norway, “Up and Not Crying” is a not uncommon response to the question: “How’s it going?”I feel as though that is a very reasonable standard to hold myself to. Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?Because it’s cap-sized. What do you call an aircraft… Read More
If I live until I am 100 years old, I am going to make up a reason why I live so long, just to mess with people:For the last 50 years, I fried up a pine cone and ate it with syrup every morning. What do sea monster eat?Fish and Ships. A warning just for… Read More
If you are not in my circle of trust,you are probably in my triange of suspicion,or, perhaps, my rhombus of doubt. What is the loneliest swamp in Louisiana?Bayou Self What did scientests conclude when they found bones on the moon?No matter how much Hey-Diddle fiddled, the cow didn’t make it.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 