Hello from the otter side. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly Squats
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When I walked by the refrigerator, I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.When I opened the door, I found out it was just the chives singing. What do bovines like to read? Cattle-logs. Yesterday I dropped my Scrabble game, and the tiles fell all over the road. My brother just laughed and… Read More
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If you are addicted to sea weed, sea kelp. Photo by Caleb Kastein on Unsplash Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: Because he had the knight off. Steven King has a son named Joe.I’m not joking, but he is. Q: What is mitosis?A: Those things at the end of my feetsis.
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I recently took a pole:99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down. Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?A. Could you hummus the tune?
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The word QUEUE is ironic. It’s just a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line. I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting… Read More
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Please excuse me; today’s bad decision is not going to make itself.
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Elvis Costella and Abba will be touring together, but they haven’t figured out who will be the headliner yet. So watch for Abba and Costello to see “Who’s on first?” If that joke didn’t make sense, watch the video below. England doesn’t have a Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
