Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
You might want to keep your distance. I may or may not be experiencing a mood swing. Do you know the best way to keep brownies fresh?Eat them all at one sitting. Unfortunately, this one hits close to home:What part of your morning routine takes the longest?Deciding to get up…
Do you ever wonder how names were chosen for certain products?Head and Shoulders, for example? Just how hairy was this dude? An air mattress is a great product for when you want to sleep on the floor—but not right away. Kleenex boxes. You just want one, but multiple tissues come out at one pull.Wouldn’t it… Read More
I’m not really a go-with-the-flow type of person. I need details. What flow?Who started it?Is there a snack break?Why am I involved? I asked my what women really want, and she said “a tent of lovers.”Maybe she said, “attentive lovers.” I wasn’t really listening. Anyone want to meet up later and just scream?We could get… Read More
I tried to be normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. I have a racing goose for sale.Call me if you want a quick gander. What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring doorbells?A Knock Less Monster.
My patience is essentially a gift card. Come on. Try it. Let’s see how much is left. The phrase, “Don’t take this wrong,” has a 0% success rate.I’m still trying though to see if the odds improve. Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky.
An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. Sometimes to stop eating all the chocolate, one must first eat all the chocolate. A waffle is just a more convenient pancake.It says, “Here, let me hold all that butter and syprup for you in these nice little boxes.” To me, essential oils are what drips out of… Read More
Did you know that Darth Vader has a brother who is now living in federal prison?His name is Taxi. Taxi Vader. I don’t know why people have to get ready for bed. I’m always ready for bed. I walked briskly with scissors today.I’m pretty wild.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 