Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I’m not really a go-with-the-flow type of person. I need details. What flow?Who started it?Is there a snack break?Why am I involved? I asked my what women really want, and she said “a tent of lovers.”Maybe she said, “attentive lovers.” I wasn’t really listening. Anyone want to meet up later and just scream?We could get… Read More
I tried to be normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. I have a racing goose for sale.Call me if you want a quick gander. What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring doorbells?A Knock Less Monster.
My patience is essentially a gift card. Come on. Try it. Let’s see how much is left. The phrase, “Don’t take this wrong,” has a 0% success rate.I’m still trying though to see if the odds improve. Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky.
An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. Sometimes to stop eating all the chocolate, one must first eat all the chocolate. A waffle is just a more convenient pancake.It says, “Here, let me hold all that butter and syprup for you in these nice little boxes.” To me, essential oils are what drips out of… Read More
Did you know that Darth Vader has a brother who is now living in federal prison?His name is Taxi. Taxi Vader. I don’t know why people have to get ready for bed. I’m always ready for bed. I walked briskly with scissors today.I’m pretty wild.
What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills into a fire?Bernadette. Some say,“When you snooze, you lose.” I say,“When you take a nappy,you be happy.” Have you heard about the book that came out last fall?How to Remove Leaves from the Lawn by Ray King What do you call a mute owl?Anything that… Read More
Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter? Swarm How does a cucumber become a pickle?It goes through a jarring experience. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark?A chicken. What do you call a clumsy flower?A Whoopsi-Daisy
Kathleen S Evenhouse 