A beehive without an exit would be unbelievable. Take my advice.I’m not going to use it. Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section? Just asking. Smiles are contagious.Go forthand contaminateas many people as you can!
Live Life Laughing – 36
Live Life Laughing – 35
Do you ever think of something important just as you are drifting off to sleep, but don’t want to wake up enough to write it down. “I’ll remember this.”That’s all I can recall, thinking I needed to remember something. Where do pollinators stay when they are on vacation? At an air bee and bee. When… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 34
You might want to keep your distance. I may or may not be experiencing a mood swing. Do you know the best way to keep brownies fresh?Eat them all at one sitting. Unfortunately, this one hits close to home:What part of your morning routine takes the longest?Deciding to get up…
Live Life Laughing – 33
Do you ever wonder how names were chosen for certain products?Head and Shoulders, for example? Just how hairy was this dude? An air mattress is a great product for when you want to sleep on the floor—but not right away. Kleenex boxes. You just want one, but multiple tissues come out at one pull.Wouldn’t it… Read More
LIVE LIFE LAUGHING – 32
I’m not really a go-with-the-flow type of person. I need details. What flow?Who started it?Is there a snack break?Why am I involved? I asked my what women really want, and she said “a tent of lovers.”Maybe she said, “attentive lovers.” I wasn’t really listening. Anyone want to meet up later and just scream?We could get… Read More
Live Life Laughing – #31
I tried to be normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. I have a racing goose for sale.Call me if you want a quick gander. What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring doorbells?A Knock Less Monster.
Live Life Laughing – #30
My patience is essentially a gift card. Come on. Try it. Let’s see how much is left. The phrase, “Don’t take this wrong,” has a 0% success rate.I’m still trying though to see if the odds improve. Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 