Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A: A roamin’ numeral. Q: What do you call friends who love math?A: algebros
Q: What vegetables do librarians like?A: Quiet peas. Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: Crookodile Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Q: What is every whale’s favorite greeting?A: Whale hello there! Q: How do fish end their work emails?A: Let minnow what you think. Q: What is every goat’s favorite Haddaway song?A: What is love? Baby don’t herd me
Animal Humor: Today’s encouraging thought:Did you know that you don’t have to depend on your own strength. God listens and responds to your prayers.