What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills into a fire?
Bernadette.
Some say,
“When you snooze, you lose.”
I say,
“When you take a nappy,
you be happy.”
Have you heard about the book that came out last fall?
How to Remove Leaves from the Lawn by Ray King
What do you call a mute owl?
Anything that doesn’t give a hoot.
Go and do likewise.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 