If they can send one man to the moon, why can’t they just send them all. (Just kidding!) In a bathroom a man has 5 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not… Read More
A woman gets all sentimental during a romantic scene in a movie. Then her husband leans over and says those three special words, “Pass the popcorn.” What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. What is the only time a man thinks about a candle light dinner?When the power goes out. What’s a man’s idea of a romantic gift?A toaster that glows in the dark.
Disagreements happen. The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much… Read More
Fun With Signs
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?