If I was an Internal Revenue Service Auditor, would I see debt people? I’m a Knot-for-Profit. I tie shoes professionally. I just took my sick boat to the doc. A drummer on the Lawrence Welk show just had twin daughters.He named them Anna-1 and Anna-2.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?A: A really slow-poke. Q: What do you get when you haul hogs in a semi?A: Pulled Pork Q: What do you get when the Jedi takes a bubble bath?A: Soapy Wan Kenobi Q: What do you call it when two snails get… Read More
What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring door bells?The Knock Less monster. Photo by Paul Johnston on Unsplash Silent tennis is just like normal tennis, but without the racket. Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash 6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down. Photo by Malvestida Magazine on Unsplash
Q: Do you know which bank orcas use?A: Whales Fargo Photo by Mike Doherty on Unsplash To ride or not to ride, that is equestrian. Photo by Filip Eliasson on Unsplash I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. Photo by Joe Dudeck… Read More
5,000 hares escaped from the zoo.The police are combing the area. Photo by Paul Siewert on Unsplash They are having a bad posture contest at work. I have a hunch I might win. Photo by Muhammad Raufan Yusup on Unsplash What is mitosis?The things at the end of my feetsis. Photo by Danie Franco on… Read More
I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
Sometime Bigfoot is confused with Sasquatch….Yeti never complains. Photo by Marcus Ganahl on Unsplash. I’ll tell you why I can’t lose weight. I have metal fillings in my teeth, and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Photo by Squared.one on Unsplash Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?A: Milk… Read More