I tried to be normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. I have a racing goose for sale.Call me if you want a quick gander. What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring doorbells?A Knock Less Monster.
Live Life Laughing – #31
Live Life Laughing – #30
My patience is essentially a gift card. Come on. Try it. Let’s see how much is left. The phrase, “Don’t take this wrong,” has a 0% success rate.I’m still trying though to see if the odds improve. Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky.
Live Life Laughing – #28
Did you know that Darth Vader has a brother who is now living in federal prison?His name is Taxi. Taxi Vader. I don’t know why people have to get ready for bed. I’m always ready for bed. I walked briskly with scissors today.I’m pretty wild.
Live Life Laughing – 27
What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills into a fire?Bernadette. Some say,“When you snooze, you lose.” I say,“When you take a nappy,you be happy.” Have you heard about the book that came out last fall?How to Remove Leaves from the Lawn by Ray King What do you call a mute owl?Anything that… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 26
I don’t want it to seem like I think I am always right, but I am.That’s why is comes across that way. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. What does a panda use to cook in?A pan-duh! What did the measureing cup say to the water?I’ve had… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 24
Why did Beethoven forbid anyone bringing chickens into his presence?Because they always said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” Here’s the thing:I want buns of steelbutI also want buns of cinnamon. I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.
Live Life Laughing – 22
If I live until I am 100 years old, I am going to make up a reason why I live so long, just to mess with people:For the last 50 years, I fried up a pine cone and ate it with syrup every morning. What do sea monster eat?Fish and Ships. A warning just for… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 