Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?A: Foul weather. Q: Why did the chicken go to the library?A: To check out a book, book, book. Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?A: Duck Tape (I know it’s not a chicken joke, but I liked it.)
Opportunity is missed by most people because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. thomas edison You are not born a winner. You are not born a loser.You are born a chooser.
WATER . You really float my boat. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both “lefts,” which on the one hand is great. But on the other hand, it’s not right. You never appreciate what you have until it’s gone.Toilet paper is a good example. The worst distance between two people is… Read More