Live Life Laughing – 26

I don’t want it to seem like I think I am always right, but I am.
That’s why is comes across that way.

If I was meant to be controlled,

I would have come with a remote.

What does a panda use to cook in?
A pan-duh!

What did the measureing cup say to the water?
I’ve had it up to there with you!


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