Q: What do dogs and cell phones have in common? A: They both have collar ID. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister Elevator music bothers me at many different levels. Laurel said to add this to the “Granny jokes.” What do you call a taco that does exercise?A walking taco.
A pun has not really matured until it is full groan. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers. The about the word “queue” for a moment. It’s just a Q with a bunch of silent letter waiting in a line. It bothers me that 2021 is pronounced “2020 won.”
Citing my picture sources: Doing something creative is my favorite! And I love visuals–not only do they help me learn, but they take me places in my mind. I also use them to meditate on scripture or doodle a picture of what I hear from God through scripture. So, when I need to keep my… Read More
Everybody knows where the Big Apple is, but does any know where Minneapolis? Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. “Imagine…all the people.” Q: What do you call a rabbit that was born and raised in a motel?A: An inn-grown hare.
In order to commit my thoughts, words, and actions to God, I have to ingest His words on a daily basis. I need to listen to Him, bring my thoughts and cares to him in conversational prayer, and look for God-sightings throughout each day. I am saved, and I am also growing and being transformed… Read More
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?Milk of Amnesia Did you hear the song about the tortilla?Actually, it was more of a rap. Dartboards on the ceiling are disgusting.They make me throw up.
Are frustrations eating away at your productivity? It happens to the best of us. We have a four-hour window to achieve something, and it doesn’t work out: you don’t have the right supplies, you get interrupted repeatedly, someone needs your attention… Some days you just have to throw the towel in the ring and give… Read More