Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
My patience is essentially a gift card. Come on. Try it. Let’s see how much is left. The phrase, “Don’t take this wrong,” has a 0% success rate.I’m still trying though to see if the odds improve. Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky.
An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. Sometimes to stop eating all the chocolate, one must first eat all the chocolate. A waffle is just a more convenient pancake.It says, “Here, let me hold all that butter and syprup for you in these nice little boxes.” To me, essential oils are what drips out of… Read More
I don’t want it to seem like I think I am always right, but I am.That’s why is comes across that way. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. What does a panda use to cook in?A pan-duh! What did the measureing cup say to the water?I’ve had… Read More
My husband asked if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.I said, “I think that most kids smell that way.” I had a delicious omelette this morning. I seasoned the eggs with sugar, oil, and chocolate. Then I threw in a little flour for texture. And walnuts. Never forget the walnuts. What does an escalator say… Read More
I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
When you’re sick and you just lie there thinking about all the times you weren’t sick and how you took breathing for granted. Always laugh while you can. It’s cheap medicine. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know which comes first. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes… Read More
Phonetic is not.Abbreviation is 12 letters.Thesaurus doesn’t have a synonym.Monosyllabic has five syllables.I like the humor of whoever thought up these English words. Sing with me: When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees,sycamore! How was Rome split in two?With a pair of Caesars.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 