Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
My husband asked if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.I said, “I think that most kids smell that way.” I had a delicious omelette this morning. I seasoned the eggs with sugar, oil, and chocolate. Then I threw in a little flour for texture. And walnuts. Never forget the walnuts. What does an escalator say… Read More
I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
When you’re sick and you just lie there thinking about all the times you weren’t sick and how you took breathing for granted. Always laugh while you can. It’s cheap medicine. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know which comes first. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes… Read More
Phonetic is not.Abbreviation is 12 letters.Thesaurus doesn’t have a synonym.Monosyllabic has five syllables.I like the humor of whoever thought up these English words. Sing with me: When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees,sycamore! How was Rome split in two?With a pair of Caesars.
If you say gullible really slowly,it sounds like orange. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. NASA is launching a satellite to say “sorry” to the aliens.They’re call it the Apollo G.
English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 