Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
“Ich bin ein Berliner.” President John F. Kennedy gave an historic speech on June 26, 1963 to a crowd in front of the Berlin Wall. Two years earlier the Soviet Union had built this wall to keep people from fleeing to non-Communist countries, mainly West Berlin. Kennedy was praising the character of the people of… Read More
Do you ever think of something important just as you are drifting off to sleep, but don’t want to wake up enough to write it down. “I’ll remember this.”That’s all I can recall, thinking I needed to remember something. Where do pollinators stay when they are on vacation? At an air bee and bee. When… Read More
My patience is essentially a gift card. Come on. Try it. Let’s see how much is left. The phrase, “Don’t take this wrong,” has a 0% success rate.I’m still trying though to see if the odds improve. Never make plans with croissants.They’re flaky.
An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. Sometimes to stop eating all the chocolate, one must first eat all the chocolate. A waffle is just a more convenient pancake.It says, “Here, let me hold all that butter and syprup for you in these nice little boxes.” To me, essential oils are what drips out of… Read More
I don’t want it to seem like I think I am always right, but I am.That’s why is comes across that way. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. What does a panda use to cook in?A pan-duh! What did the measureing cup say to the water?I’ve had… Read More
My husband asked if I thought the grandkids were spoiled.I said, “I think that most kids smell that way.” I had a delicious omelette this morning. I seasoned the eggs with sugar, oil, and chocolate. Then I threw in a little flour for texture. And walnuts. Never forget the walnuts. What does an escalator say… Read More
I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 