Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do dogs and cell phones have in common? A: They both have collar ID. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister Elevator music bothers me at many different levels. Laurel said to add this to the “Granny jokes.” What do you call a taco that does exercise?A walking taco.
A pun has not really matured until it is full groan. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers. The about the word “queue” for a moment. It’s just a Q with a bunch of silent letter waiting in a line. It bothers me that 2021 is pronounced “2020 won.”
Citing my picture sources: Doing something creative is my favorite! And I love visuals–not only do they help me learn, but they take me places in my mind. I also use them to meditate on scripture or doodle a picture of what I hear from God through scripture. So, when I need to keep my… Read More
Everybody knows where the Big Apple is, but does any know where Minneapolis? Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. “Imagine…all the people.” Q: What do you call a rabbit that was born and raised in a motel?A: An inn-grown hare.
In order to commit my thoughts, words, and actions to God, I have to ingest His words on a daily basis. I need to listen to Him, bring my thoughts and cares to him in conversational prayer, and look for God-sightings throughout each day. I am saved, and I am also growing and being transformed… Read More
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?Milk of Amnesia Did you hear the song about the tortilla?Actually, it was more of a rap. Dartboards on the ceiling are disgusting.They make me throw up.
Are frustrations eating away at your productivity? It happens to the best of us. We have a four-hour window to achieve something, and it doesn’t work out: you don’t have the right supplies, you get interrupted repeatedly, someone needs your attention… Some days you just have to throw the towel in the ring and give… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse