In Norway, “Up and Not Crying” is a not uncommon response to the question: “How’s it going?”
I feel as though that is a very reasonable standard to hold myself to.

Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?
Because it’s cap-sized.

What do you call an aircraft that is flying backwards?
An error plane.

Do you know why they call it a pretzel?
Because it’s knot bread.

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