Q: What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size?A: A dollarpede. I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Being loved and loving–that’s beauty. Coloring with colored pencils or gel pens is one of the ways I like to relax. Most of these pictures come from Waterbrook coloring books and are the works of a variety of artists. I thank them for blessing me with their work.
We are proof of imperfection and sin. God designed perfect people to walk with Him in a perfect world. Sin entered the world because of our choice. And look around you at the world, look at me? We are proof of imperfection and sin. Yet Jesus taught us to pray for God’s Kingdom to be… Read More
Q. What music do Astronauts Listen to? A. Nep-Tunes A man was at a job interview. Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time?” Man: “Personally, I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.” Q. What did the math book say to the other math book? A. Wanna hear my problems?… Read More
Coloring with colored pencils or gel pens is one of the ways I like to relax. Most of these pictures come from Waterbrook coloring books and are the works of a variety of artists. I thank them for blessing me with their work.
God loves you: when you don’t feel lovely. when it seems that nobody else loves you. when you don’t love yourself. God designed you, you know. Before the world was formed, he had a plan and a purpose for you. Even before he made the world, God loved us and chose us in Christ to… Read More
Q. What’s the tastiest unit of measurement? A. Milimeter (mm) Q. What do you call a professional unit of measurement? A. Program Q. What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system? A. The Imperial System This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in laughing.