Cleaning Puns from Punstation.com Some days just are disappointing on the emotional level. I find a quiet spot to remember this truth, and I remember how loved I am.
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Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?Because pencils always brought up the question: 2B or not 2B. A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.An OPTIMIST see light at the end of the tunnel.A REALIST sees a freight train.The TRAIN DRIVER see 3 fools standing on the tracks. Life Hack: turn any sofa into a bed by… Read More
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I have a pet dog. I also have a pet tree. They’re kind of the same,but one’s bark is quieter. What do you call two doctors in the same room?A paradox. I am starting a business to teach short people math.It titled, “Making the Little Things Count.” What do you call a fortune cookie that… Read More
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Phonetic is not.Abbreviation is 12 letters.Thesaurus doesn’t have a synonym.Monosyllabic has five syllables.I like the humor of whoever thought up these English words. Sing with me: When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees,sycamore! How was Rome split in two?With a pair of Caesars.
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If you say gullible really slowly,it sounds like orange. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips.Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. NASA is launching a satellite to say “sorry” to the aliens.They’re call it the Apollo G.
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English puns make me feel numb.But math puns make me feel number. Today’s DEEP THOUGHT: When you clean out avacuum cleaner, You become a vacuum cleaner. The word queue is ironic.It is just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. My husband fainted on the baggage carousel at the airport.Thanksfully, he… Read More
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I just bought a sweet car online.It was previously owned by Neil Diamond. I tried to walk like an Egyptian,and now I need to see a Cairo practor. What happens with a microscope crashes into a telescope?They kaleidoscope. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
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