I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 11
When you’re sick and you just lie there thinking about all the times you weren’t sick and how you took breathing for granted. Always laugh while you can. It’s cheap medicine. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know which comes first. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes… Read More
Live Life Laughing – 10
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. OOF! You should fear the pirate duck.He has the power to unleash the quackin’ Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?Not necescelery. Pre- means before.Post- means after.Using both in the same word would be preposterous. This hummingbird has one major task each day—consuming nectar.My… Read More
Live Life Laughing-9
Cleaning Puns from Punstation.com Some days just are disappointing on the emotional level. I find a quiet spot to remember this truth, and I remember how loved I am.
Live Life Laughing 2026-8
Why did Shakespeare only write in pen?Because pencils always brought up the question: 2B or not 2B. A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.An OPTIMIST see light at the end of the tunnel.A REALIST sees a freight train.The TRAIN DRIVER see 3 fools standing on the tracks. Life Hack: turn any sofa into a bed by… Read More
Live Life Laughing 2026-7
I have a pet dog. I also have a pet tree. They’re kind of the same,but one’s bark is quieter. What do you call two doctors in the same room?A paradox. I am starting a business to teach short people math.It titled, “Making the Little Things Count.” What do you call a fortune cookie that… Read More
Live Life Laughing 2026-6
Phonetic is not.Abbreviation is 12 letters.Thesaurus doesn’t have a synonym.Monosyllabic has five syllables.I like the humor of whoever thought up these English words. Sing with me: When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees,sycamore! How was Rome split in two?With a pair of Caesars.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 