Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I love telling cheesy jokes, but a few friends and most of my family are laughtose intolerant. You are now aware that you can’t say, “IRISH WRISTWATCH.” This morning, I saw an envelope lying on my doorstep, that said, “Do Not Bend.”I’m still trying to figure out how I am supposed to pick it up.… Read More
I want to climb eucalptus trees,but I am not koalafied. Eucalyptus is the only plant whose namereflects what happens when you trim. We love you and are here for you.Sometimes, we’re so here for you, we might get annoying. Judging by my hair this morning, I might be a muppet. I try to contain my… Read More
Did a little mechanics work today.Put a rear end in a recliner. Sometimes, to stop eating all the chocolate,one must first eat all the chocolate. My favorite superhero is “Typo Man!”He writes all the wrongs. It’s hard to believe that bears made porridge,and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.
My idea of housework is giving the floor a sweeping glance. NOTICE:If you notice this noticeyou will noticethat the notice isNOT worth noticing. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. Customer: “Cargo space?”Me: “Car no do that. Car no fly.”Manager: “Can I see you in my office?”
Aging. You gotta laugh… When I said I wanted to be mysterious and fascinating,I didn’t mean medically! Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose. Definition from the Dictionary of Aging:N.A.P.S. = necessary adult peace session. So, you finally get comfortable in your own skin, and… Read More
I have an inferiority problem, but it’s not a very good one. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton,“How are you doing?” When you feel like you need… Read More
When you’re sick and you just lie there thinking about all the times you weren’t sick and how you took breathing for granted. Always laugh while you can. It’s cheap medicine. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know which comes first. Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 