I love telling cheesy jokes, but a few friends and most of my family are laughtose intolerant.

You are now aware that you can’t say, “IRISH WRISTWATCH.”

This morning, I saw an envelope lying on my doorstep, that said, “Do Not Bend.”
I’m still trying to figure out how I am supposed to pick it up.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?
Cheese Was.