Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Did you know that Darth Vader has a brother who is now living in federal prison?His name is Taxi. Taxi Vader. I don’t know why people have to get ready for bed. I’m always ready for bed. I walked briskly with scissors today.I’m pretty wild.
What do you call a woman throwing her utility bills into a fire?Bernadette. Some say,“When you snooze, you lose.” I say,“When you take a nappy,you be happy.” Have you heard about the book that came out last fall?How to Remove Leaves from the Lawn by Ray King What do you call a mute owl?Anything that… Read More
I don’t want it to seem like I think I am always right, but I am.That’s why is comes across that way. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. What does a panda use to cook in?A pan-duh! What did the measureing cup say to the water?I’ve had… Read More
Why did Beethoven forbid anyone bringing chickens into his presence?Because they always said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” Here’s the thing:I want buns of steelbutI also want buns of cinnamon. I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice.
In Norway, “Up and Not Crying” is a not uncommon response to the question: “How’s it going?”I feel as though that is a very reasonable standard to hold myself to. Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?Because it’s cap-sized. What do you call an aircraft… Read More
As we left Pella for our 55th anniversary week celebration—just the two of us—I asked my husband to remind me I didn’t have a blog up for Monday. We laughed about thinking I might remember. I didn’t. But when I did quick check of emails today, I did. So, here are my pictures from this… Read More
If I live until I am 100 years old, I am going to make up a reason why I live so long, just to mess with people:For the last 50 years, I fried up a pine cone and ate it with syrup every morning. What do sea monster eat?Fish and Ships. A warning just for… Read More
