Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Togetherness in the guest room bedroom, grandkids, and doggos joining me downstairs in our apartment. The warning siren is sounding over and over as funnel clouds and tornados are spotted and heading toward us. Grandpa and dad are in our living room of our basement apartment, a room with two windows. But they are men.… Read More
Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
ANIMAL FUNNIES Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: Why did the fish blush? A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom. SPRING QUOTE
SPRING FUNNIES Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky? A. During Ape-ril showers! Q: Why are trees very forgiving? A. Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/springjokes.html
Kathleen S Evenhouse 