Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I want to climb eucalptus trees,but I am not koalafied. Eucalyptus is the only plant whose namereflects what happens when you trim. We love you and are here for you.Sometimes, we’re so here for you, we might get annoying. Judging by my hair this morning, I might be a muppet. I try to contain my… Read More
Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!2 Corinthians 5:17
Even though Iowa is experiencing one of warmest winters since we have moved here in 1992, my husband and I still chose to go south to Missouri for a week in early March. After a seven-hour drive, we are seeing many more signs of early spring: more green grass, a few daffodils, and budding trees.… Read More
Togetherness in the guest room bedroom, grandkids, and doggos joining me downstairs in our apartment. The warning siren is sounding over and over as funnel clouds and tornados are spotted and heading toward us. Grandpa and dad are in our living room of our basement apartment, a room with two windows. But they are men.… Read More
Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter? A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music. Q: Did you hear about the artist who died? A: Too many strokes. Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? A: In a mooooseum. Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? A: They… Read More
Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-a-bet. Q. How do bees get to school? A. On a school buzz. Q. What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk? A. Law and Odor Spring “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”… Read More
Aging Jokes Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie “At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns The nice thing about being senile is you can hide… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 