Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music.

Q: Did you hear about the artist who died?
A: Too many strokes.

Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
A: In a mooooseum.

Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
A: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, “We didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh”

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/painterjokes.html

Spring

“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” ~Henry Van Dyke
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