Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
A: Because he didn’t have an ear for music.
Q: Did you hear about the artist who died?
A: Too many strokes.
Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
A: In a mooooseum.
Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
A: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, “We didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh”
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” ~Henry Van Dyke