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Aging Jokes

Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie

“At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” ~Mark Twain

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