Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” ~Agatha Christie
“At my age, flowers scare me.” ~George Burns
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” ~Mark Twain