Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
ANIMAL FUNNIES Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: Why did the fish blush? A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom. SPRING QUOTE
SPRING FUNNIES Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky? A. During Ape-ril showers! Q: Why are trees very forgiving? A. Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/springjokes.html
