Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock? A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! Q: Where do geologists like to relax? A: In a rocking chair
Q. Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?A. Because she wanted to get rich milk. Q. When does a female deer need money?A. When she doesn’t have a buck. Q. Why is the moon like a dollar?A. It has four quarters.
Q. What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?A. Did you see any change in me? Q. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? A. Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out! Q. Why is a doctor always calm? A. Because they have a lot… Read More
Q. How do hurricanes see?A. With one eye. Q. What type of lightning likes to play sports?A. Ball lightning! Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q. What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling?A. A banana split. Q. What do you call a messy fruit salad?A. A fig-sty. Q. Why did the orange stop?A. It ran out of juice.
Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?A. Color-ado! Q. Which is smarter? Longitude or latitude.A. Longitude, because it has 360 degrees. Q. Why did Miss Muffet need directions?A. She lost her whey.
Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?A. He liked the job description: “Exterminate! Exterminate!” Q. What happens when the Doctor goes back in time and see himself.A. It’s a pair-o-docs. Knock, Knock!Who’s There?DoctorDoctor Who?Yes. If you’re not a Dr. Who fan, these jokes won’t make you laugh. It’s alright. Just… Read More
