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August 27, 2021August 12, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing

Sometime Bigfoot is confused with Sasquatch….Yeti never complains. Photo by Marcus Ganahl on Unsplash. I’ll tell you why I can’t lose weight. I have metal fillings in my teeth, and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Photo by Squared.one on Unsplash Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?A: Milk… Read More

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October 9, 2020September 16, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Measurements

Q. What’s the tastiest unit of measurement? A. Milimeter (mm) Q. What do you call a professional unit of measurement? A. Program Q. What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system? A. The Imperial System This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in laughing.

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October 2, 2020September 16, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Sheep

Q. What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep? A. A eweniverse! Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. One day the shepherd dog said to the shepherd man: “Here are all the 100 sheep. ” The man was… Read More

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September 25, 2020September 16, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Shoes

Q. What type of shoes does an artist wear? A. Sketchers. Q. Why did Einstein have trouble tying his shoes? A. He wasn’t familiar with string theory. Q. Which type of shoes does Captain Hook avoid wearing? A. Crocs This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in… Read More

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September 18, 2020September 16, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: On Paper

I’m reading a thriller in Braille. You can really feel the suspense. Q. What do printers eat on their toast?A. Paper jam. I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something. This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler.… Read More

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August 7, 2020June 29, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Rocks

Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock? A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! Q: Where do geologists like to relax? A: In a rocking chair

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July 31, 2020June 29, 2020 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing: Savings

Q. Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?A. Because she wanted to get rich milk. Q. When does a female deer need money?A. When she doesn’t have a buck. Q. Why is the moon like a dollar?A. It has four quarters.

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I take a nap in bed, under the covers, and call it a nap. Now I know what to call my husband's habit of not-napping. https://buff.ly/3ZsakT1
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This is also true when mom (Or grandma, in my case) is mad. Because when I'm mad, I clean. And no one wants to get sucked into my rhythm. https://buff.ly/40ka2Pr
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It is so easy to let old habits slide back in. I am working to leave this definition of crunchies behind, AGAIN. https://buff.ly/3Znj1Oy
Suggested this morning. When I am down in the dumps, skip, smile, and repeat, "I am a beloved disciple of Jesus." https://buff.ly/3TJdbGa

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