Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock? A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP! Q: Where do geologists like to relax? A: In a rocking chair
Q. What happens when you find yourself reading geology jokes?A. You know you’ve hit rock bottom. Q. Why was the geologist always depressed?A. She had a hard-rock life. I really hate rock puns.My sediments exactly!
Q. What is a geologist’s favorite band?A. The Rolling Stones Q. How do geologist like to relax?A. In rocking chairs. Q. What do you call an Irish rock that’s a fake?A. A sham-rock.
“I’m not trespassing. I’m a geologist.” Q. What do you call a rock that never goes to school?A: A skipping stone. Q. Where do rocks like to sleep?A. In bedrock.
If Dr. Watson’s degree was in geology. “I hunt rocks, and I know things.” One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Excuse me. My fault.”