
If Dr. Watson’s degree was in geology. “I hunt rocks, and I know things.” One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Excuse me. My fault.”
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If Dr. Watson’s degree was in geology. “I hunt rocks, and I know things.” One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Excuse me. My fault.”
I sit or stand at a round bar-style table by the front window in Smokey Row coffee shop. Unless I’m in deep-focus mode, with headsets on and intent on my work, I glance up and smile at everyone who walks in. I’ll step over and hold the door for moms with strollers and grandpas with… Read More
FARM JOKES As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat. What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.… Read More
Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way. ~Steve Martin I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by. ~Bonnie MacFarland My teammate and I often laugh about… Read More
ONE-LINERS from Reddit I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. Water, that’s what floats my boat! I had a hand in the invention of gloves. Elevator jokes work on so many levels. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be… Read More