I don’t have to come up with any jokes today. Just watch this video.
Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied old John, “There’s my ranch… Read More
For those of you who don’t have the privilege of living in a rural area, I’d like to introduce you to the Peterson Brothers who farm in Kansas. Hope you can enjoy life as much as they do.
FARM JOKES As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted. What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat. What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.… Read More
137 years her family worked this land. It’s who they are. The farm is still there, but not theirs any more. She is a runner, venturing out from a parent plant whose roots, once deep and secure, have been pulled up. She helped loosen the soil that held it there to transplant it in town,… Read More