For those of you who don’t have the privilege of living in a rural area, I’d like to introduce you to the Peterson Brothers who farm in Kansas. Hope you can enjoy life as much as they do.
If you don’t get it, say the punch line out loud. If you still don’t get it, you’ll have to read The Communist Manifesto. Did you realize that the word “bed” actually looks like one? Shazzam moment: When you realize your age is the number of times you went around the sun. Q How does… Read More
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: FSH I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A; Fish and ships. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
Couldn’t watch the whole movie, but liked the joke. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. A magician was walking down the… Read More
I hope that songs sticks in your head all morning. Q: What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
For my son-in-law, the math teacher: My math teacher called me average. How mean! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.