Live Life Laughing

Q: What did the retired pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A. “Aye matey!”

Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A. The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

Q. Why did it get so hot in the basketball arena after the fame?
A. All the fans left.

Two silk worms were in a race. It ended in a tie.

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