Q: What did the retired pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A. “Aye matey!”

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Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A. The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

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Q. Why did it get so hot in the basketball arena after the fame?
A. All the fans left.

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Two silk worms were in a race. It ended in a tie.

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