Q. Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?A. Because she wanted to get rich milk. Q. When does a female deer need money?A. When she doesn’t have a buck. Q. Why is the moon like a dollar?A. It has four quarters.
Q. What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?A. Did you see any change in me? Q. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? A. Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out! Q. Why is a doctor always calm? A. Because they have a lot… Read More
Q. How do hurricanes see?A. With one eye. Q. What type of lightning likes to play sports?A. Ball lightning! Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
“I’m not trespassing. I’m a geologist.” Q. What do you call a rock that never goes to school?A: A skipping stone. Q. Where do rocks like to sleep?A. In bedrock.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Q: Which day do chickens hate the most? A: Friday. Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey.