Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Q: Are balloon animals smart? A: No, they’re airheads. Q: What do you call a herd of young sheep tumbling down a hill? A: A lambslide. Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes? A: Comedi-hens. Life Quotes Just because things hadn’t gone the way I had planned didn’t necessarily mean they had gone wrong. ~Ann… Read More
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Real Groaners Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (Best said out loud in your best southern accent) Two Eskimos sitting… Read More
Time to Groan Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. Food for… Read More
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Acupuncture is a jab well done. http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It’s the little things that make… Read More