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March 3, 2023February 12, 2023 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

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Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?A. Curses! Foil again. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?A. He… Read More

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October 29, 2021October 1, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

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What did the frustrated farmer say after all of his hay bales were stolen?“This is the last straw!” How much space is needed for fungi to grow?As mushroom as possible. I asked for shortbread at the bakery.They told they didn’t make it any longer.

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September 24, 2021August 12, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing

What do you call a sea creature who likes to ring door bells?The Knock Less monster. Photo by Paul Johnston on Unsplash Silent tennis is just like normal tennis, but without the racket. Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash 6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down. Photo by Malvestida Magazine on Unsplash

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September 10, 2021August 12, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing

5,000 hares escaped from the zoo.The police are combing the area. Photo by Paul Siewert on Unsplash They are having a bad posture contest at work. I have a hunch I might win. Photo by Muhammad Raufan Yusup on Unsplash What is mitosis?The things at the end of my feetsis. Photo by Danie Franco on… Read More

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August 27, 2021August 12, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing

Sometime Bigfoot is confused with Sasquatch….Yeti never complains. Photo by Marcus Ganahl on Unsplash. I’ll tell you why I can’t lose weight. I have metal fillings in my teeth, and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Photo by Squared.one on Unsplash Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?A: Milk… Read More

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August 20, 2021August 8, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

Live Life Laughing

Q: What is E.T. short for?A: Because he has little legs. If you are chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?A: Every morning you rise and shine. Q: Why did the belt get arrested?A: He held up a pair of pants.

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August 13, 2021August 8, 2021 by Kathleen S. Evenhouse

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My son wants to study burrowing rodents. I told him, “Gopher it.” Picture by Lukas Vanatko on Unsplash. What do you call it when snails fight? A slug fest. Picture by Mats Hagwell on Unsplash. How do youmeasure a snake? In inches, because they have no feet. Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

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