5,000 hares escaped from the zoo.The police are combing the area. Photo by Paul Siewert on Unsplash They are having a bad posture contest at work. I have a hunch I might win. Photo by Muhammad Raufan Yusup on Unsplash What is mitosis?The things at the end of my feetsis. Photo by Danie Franco on… Read More
Sometime Bigfoot is confused with Sasquatch….Yeti never complains. Photo by Marcus Ganahl on Unsplash. I’ll tell you why I can’t lose weight. I have metal fillings in my teeth, and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Photo by Squared.one on Unsplash Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?A: Milk… Read More
Q: What is E.T. short for?A: Because he has little legs. If you are chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?A: Every morning you rise and shine. Q: Why did the belt get arrested?A: He held up a pair of pants.
My son wants to study burrowing rodents. I told him, “Gopher it.” Picture by Lukas Vanatko on Unsplash. What do you call it when snails fight? A slug fest. Picture by Mats Hagwell on Unsplash. How do youmeasure a snake? In inches, because they have no feet. Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire. There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.~ Albert Sloan I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. ~ Gary… Read More
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank. I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.” “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”~ Baltasar… Read More
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. ~ A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.