Live Life Laughing
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Real Groaners Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (Best said out loud in your best southern accent) Two Eskimos sitting… Read More
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Time to Groan Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. Food for… Read More
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Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Acupuncture is a jab well done. http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It’s the little things that make… Read More
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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When two egotists meet, it’s an “I” for an “I.” A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. ~ http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for… Read More
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A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? ~courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Joy in looking and comprehending is nature’s most beautiful gift.” ~ Albert Einstein ~courtesy of http://www.brainyquote.com
Live Life Laughing
I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. ~These puns and your laughter courtesy of http://www.mikeysfunnies.com “Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain… To feel the freedom that comes… Read More
