Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
Fun With Signs
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an… Read More
Very Punny! Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they… Read More
Time to Groan Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. Food for… Read More
from The Chive
New scientific research tells us that it’s easy to grow your brain—that’s what I was going to write about today, but then I found this amazing infographic by Thai Nguyen. The brain can form new neural pathways and create neurons, and you can have fun and grow the brain at the same time. Try exercising for 30… Read More