Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”Student: “Who, me?” Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back. Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three?Because they can’t even.
Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these jeans make me look fat? If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
This sentence contains exactly threee erors. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?He will stop at nothing to avoid them. A photon is going through airport security. The agent asks, “Do you have any luggage?”The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q: What pencil did Shakespeare write with?A: 2B Q: Who invented fractions?A: Henry the 1/4th. Teacher: Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Craig: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Q: What happened when the ship carrying the red paint and the ship carrying the blue paint crashed into an island? A: The sailors were marooned. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn’t complain. The… Read More