Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?
A. Curses! Foil again.

Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?
A. He was just going through a stage.

Jokes from Readers’ Digest

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