Q.  What do elves learn in school?
A.  The elf-a-bet.

Q.  How do bees get to school?
A.  On a school buzz.

Q.  What do you get when you cross a police dog with a skunk?
A.  Law and Odor

Spring

“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” ~Margaret Atwood
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