Q: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?A: They wear snowcaps. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?A: Frost-bite
Live Life Laughing: More Winter
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?A SQUIDnapper. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell. Where do penguins go to the movies?At the DIVE-in! What falls… Read More
Live Laugh Laughing
Funnies I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge is so cold. Winter Thoughts “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the… Read More
Live Life Laughing
So, Iowa has this reputation of being wholesome, but totally boring. Couldn’t be farther from the truth, at least not in my mind. And this isn’t a joke, but you may feel like smiling. Funnies Don’t be sad, because sad spelled backward is das, and das is not good. Q: How do I like my… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why don’t oysters give to charities? A: Because they’re shellfish. Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It’s okay. He woke up. Q: How do you when it’s been raining cats and dogs. A: When you step in a poodle. Winter Quotes: “Because the birdsong might be pretty, But it’s not… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You know you’re from Iowa when you listen to the weather report before getting dressed in the morning. I don’t need a coat—I’m from Iowa. Oh, the weather outside can bite me, And my car won’t start to spite me, And I can’t feel any of my toes. Winter snows, Winter snows, Winter snows. Giving… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 