- How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. - What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?
A SQUIDnapper. - Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell. - Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the DIVE-in! - What falls but never gets hurt?
Snow. - Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
- Why do seals swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze! - How do you scare a snowman?
Get out a hairdryer. - What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile. - How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
With igloo!
Kathleen S Evenhouse 