Live Life Laughing: More Winter

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  • How do Eskimos make their beds?
    With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  • What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?
    A SQUIDnapper.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!
Hat hair...     - 'Speed Bump' by Dave Coverly;  2/17/14
Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
  • What does Jack Frost like best about school?
    Snow and tell.
  • Where do penguins go to the movies?
    At the DIVE-in!
  • What falls but never gets hurt?
    Snow.
  • Who are Frosty’s parents?
    Mom and Pop-Sicle.
20 Best Winter Humor Images
  • Why do seals swim in saltwater?
    Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  • How do you scare a snowman?
    Get out a hairdryer.
  • What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
    A snowmobile.
  • How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
    With igloo!

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