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So, Iowa has this reputation of being wholesome, but totally boring. Couldn’t be farther from the truth, at least not in my mind. And this isn’t a joke, but you may feel like smiling. Funnies Don’t be sad, because sad spelled backward is das, and das is not good. Q: How do I like my… Read More
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You know you’re from Iowa when you listen to the weather report before getting dressed in the morning. I don’t need a coat—I’m from Iowa. Oh, the weather outside can bite me, And my car won’t start to spite me, And I can’t feel any of my toes. Winter snows, Winter snows, Winter snows. Giving… Read More
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Q: How do bees get to school? A: They ride the buzz. Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Because somebody stepped on its mouse. Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake. You know you’re from NW Iowa when 5 degrees in January seems… Read More
