Q: How do bees get to school?
A: They ride the buzz.
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because somebody stepped on its mouse.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
You know you’re from NW Iowa when 5 degrees in January seems warm.
You know you’re from Iowa when vacation for you means: driving through the Amanas, going to Adventureland, or heading to Lake Okiboji.
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~John F. Kennedy