by Kathleen S. Evenhouse
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Live Life Laughing: Directions

Nothing is built in the USA any more. I just bought a TV. It said, "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!

Q. Where do crayons go on vacation?
A. Color-ado!

knitting tea party friday 26 april '19

Q. Which is smarter? Longitude or latitude.
A. Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

Unless there’s an outhouse, doghouse or fire hydrant to turn at, I couldn’t get you out off walk-in closet...

Q. Why did Miss Muffet need directions?
A. She lost her whey.

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