Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it would be a piece of cake.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here. Let me in.
A: Why did the pony get sent home from school?
A: He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
The best part of the day is when you pray.
WHY?
Because you are talking to The One who loves you the most.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 