Live Life Laughing

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it would be a piece of cake.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold who?
Scold out here. Let me in.

A: Why did the pony get sent home from school?
A: He wouldn’t stop horsing around.

The best part of the day is when you pray.
Because you are talking to The One who loves you the most.

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