Live Life Laughing

My son wants
to study
burrowing rodents.

I told him, “Gopher it.”

Picture by Lukas Vanatko on Unsplash.

What do you call it
when snails fight?

A slug fest.

Picture by Mats Hagwell on Unsplash.

How do you
measure a snake?

In inches, because they have no feet.

Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash


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