Q: What do you get when you reach under poison ivy to retrieve a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

You’ll never know what I have up my sleeve.
Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet.

I love jokes about eyes.
The cornea, the better.

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Laughter is like a windshield wiper. It doesn’t stop the rain, but it allows us to keep on going