I bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called The Mommas and The Papas.
I can’t eat it though, ’cause all the leaves are brown.
Jimmy asked me to spell “wonton” backwards.
I said, “Not now.”
There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face.
The good news is: I’ve made it to my Golden Years.
The bad news is: There’s no gold.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 