Snide Remarks you might have heard this week. (adapted from: https://www.imightbefunny.com/humor/funny-women-6725/

• It doesn’t matter how small that unsubscribe button is on the email. I will find it, and I WILL unsubscribe.
• Who was the person who chose the spelling of the word “colonel”?
• You should be able to call the ice cream truck like an uber.
• Today’s embarressment: I tried to high-five someone who was merely trying wave a misquito away.
• Washing your face in the morning is actually multi-tasking. Also washed: hands, forearms, countertop, feet, floor, and hair. Not to mention your pajamas or shirt.