If you put a potato in the microwave and push pizza,
it still comes out as a potato,
Why label the buttons if they don’t work?

I wonder if the guy who came up with the phrase:, “One Hit Wonder,” came up with any other phrases?

My friend puts way too much mozarella on his pizza.
He’s an overachiever.

I just ate at a restaurant called “Karma.”
What do they serve there?
Just Desserts.

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