Live Life Laughing

“Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.” ~Stephen King

Phyllis Diller Quotes:

  1. Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.
  2. The reason there are no women football leagues is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
  3. Photos of me don’t do me justice. They just look like me.
  4. The best way to get rid of kitchen odors is to eat out.
  5. Robert Redford once asked me out. I was in his room.

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