“He bursts out laughing. It’s short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction’s already mine.” ~Melina Marchetta
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NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words.
- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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