Things you might have in common with a raccoon:

• dark circles around eyes
• stay up all night
• eat junk
• cute
• a little chubby
• I will fight you
• possibly rabid

Definition of paper cut: A tree’s one glorious moment of revenge.

Q: Santa, why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?
A: Because they are my star bucks.

Life Quotes

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. ~Zig Ziglar

Life doesn’t get easier; you just get stronger. ~Unknown