Things you might have in common with a raccoon:
- dark circles around eyes
- stay up all night
- eat junk
- a little chubby
- I will fight you
- possibly rabid
Definition of paper cut: A tree’s one glorious moment of revenge.
Q: Santa, why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?
A: Because they are my star bucks.
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. ~Zig Ziglar
Life doesn’t get easier; you just get stronger. ~Unknown