- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
- Today is one of those days when even my coffee needs a coffee.
- I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
- An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
- Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 