Parenting is stopping your kid from eating that piece of chocolate which has fallen on the floor and then eating it yourself when he/she is not looking.
Q: What’s it like to be a parent?
A: Take a basket full of blocks, a couple of hundred toy cars, fifty-odd jumpy balls, a few utensils from the kitchen, and spread them on the floor. Then switch off the lights and walk on them.
Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 